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Gordon Slamsay

from Xenogenesis by Zephyria

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Gordon Ramsay: "I arrived and I thought this was actually a quite stunning, and intimate little place... then the food arrived. Solid rock hard prawns, the mashed potatoes got laced with fucking apricots. What the fuck were you thinking about putting apricots inside mashed potatoes?
And he brings that pissing over, and the big surprise is, the fucking bass is foocking RAW. YOU FUCKED IT UP."


I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe,
on a raft, in a bus.
Extra shingles with a shimmy and squeeze,
make an interracial gangbang of cheese.
Make it cry, burn it for real.
Send it to church and then teach it to steal.
I want my burger so dummy thicc
that I physically struggle to fit my lips around it!

Hit me with that sauce boss.
(Fucking sauce me up)
Is this what you call fast food?
(Fucking sauce me up)
Are you slow and stupid too?


Fuck this place and Mcfuck you too
I cant wait to get home and write a scathing review
Your Sprite tastes like piss mixed Mountain Dew
and I told you assholes no ice cubes.
Plus the pubes I found inside my food
the way your staff was very rude, slanging all this 'tude,
I asked for three sauce packs, exact, and then you laughed, head back, as you only gave me two


It's not rocket science to cook some meat
but to get my foot out of your ass you'll need a degree.
Oh
I cant help but think you're fucking with me,
every time I come you have a broken frosty machine.

It's not rocket science to cook some meat,
but to get my foot out of your ass you'll need a degree.
Oh,
I can't help but think you're fucking with me,
every time I come you have a broken frosty machine.

"Empty your mind".
"Empty my mind".
"Empty your mind of everything that doesn't have to do with fine dining. Fine dining and breathing".


Still no pickles!!

Why do I keep coming back to this hellhole?
It always gives me the shits anyway.

Gordon Ramsay: "Fine dining? A Fine fucking mess."

Chef 1: "Okay I'm sorry chef, I'm sorry chef, I'm sorry chef, its my fault chef, I'm very sorry chef" .

Gordon: "Hey hey you, come here, let me whisper something very important in your ear, very important. Fuck yourself."

Gordon: "You seriously surprise me"

Chef 2: "I, I was hoping you'd see that. Give it all I got, give you a hundred and ten".

Gordon: "You surprise me with how shit you are".

Chef 2: "Oh, thank you chef".

Gordon: "Useless fucking pieces of shit, get out".
"Fuck you you fat useless sack of fucking yanky danky doodle shite"

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from Xenogenesis, released September 10, 2021
Written and arranged by Cody Betz
Lyrics written by Cody Betz and Dalton Hagen
Vocals performed by Dalton Hagen
Guitars written and performed by Cody Betz
Bass written and performed by Dalton Hill
Drums written and performed by Brady Vance

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Zephyria Kalispell, montana

We a progressive metal band out of Kalispell, Montana. our most recent album Xenogenesis is available on all streaming services. Be sure to follow us on facebook to stay up to date with new tunes and shows! Fb.com/zephyriaband

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